YOU NIQQAS WANNA LEARN ELVISH?! HERE YA GO!
I love Lord of The Rings. But I’m starting hate the fandom. They make anyone who hasn’t read the books or doesn’t know every detail feel so unwanted. The older fans or fans that know more need to stop acting superior, it’s downright disrespectful.
Perfect guy: He talks to me. Interacts with me socially. Seems straight as hell and is in a relationship, but he’s unsure of his sexuality,
I’D RATHER YOU SAY YOU’RE 100% STRAIGHT SO I CAN GET OVER YOU!!!
Perfect guy 2: Talks to me. Interacts with me socially. Is straight, is straight as hell. Says that if he were gay he’d date me. Says he wishes he was gay.
FUCK, JUST DATE MEEEEEEEE!!!
Warren Andrews had just finished putting up balloons for his stepdaughter’s 18th birthday party at their suburban home in Mayflower, Arkansas, when his wife came inside and said something was wrong. After stepping out of his house, and taking one glance, he immediately dialed 911.
“I don’t know what’s going on, but I’ve got a river of oil coming down the street at me,” Andrews told the operator. Five minutes later, the slick of noxious black crude spewing from a ruptured Exxon Mobil pipeline was eight feet wide, six inches deep and growing fast.
In this photo, spilled oil from Exxon pipeline runs through a neighborhood in Mayflower, Arkansas on March 29, 2013. Reuters was recently given access to the photo from the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency (EPA).
Exxon is refusing to let reporters anywhere near the accident. They’re also controlling the airspace above the spill. They don’t want you to see what’s happening. TOO BAD, EXXON.
It’s fucked up I realized.
I got compliments from people that I aspire to and that I love and respect, to the point where they said you could spend your entire life doing this, that’s how good you are.
And the biggest thing I’m thinking of from last night was “If we were in a parallel universe, I’d have sex with you”
sigh…My priorities are fucked.
Tonight someone told me they’d fuck me. One of the GENUINELY nicest things you could say to me, especially now…
He said “If I were gay, I’d totally fuck you…”
CORGI HUSKY CORGI HUSKY CORGI HUSKY CORGI HUSKY
I gotta admit that I have to reblog this adorable beast every time I see it.
HIS TAIL HE’S SO EXCITED
LOOK HOW BIG HE IS COMPARED TO FULL CORG
That Corgi is just all ‘OH MY GOSH YOU ARE A GIANT’