kanyewesticle:

i saw a chameleon today so i guess it was a pretty shitty chameleon

(via mememaster)

lokidindeed:

i-deduce-youre-a-bitch:

YOU NIQQAS WANNA LEARN ELVISH?! HERE YA GO!

(via mannersminded)

meistens:

bustersclaw:

musik-box:

This is 100% what everyone does in their room when they are alone, and this girl filmed it. Bravo.

what just happened

this is one of my favourite things ever on the internet I literally sobbed

(Source: leonardodiretardo)

lotrconfessions:


I love Lord of The Rings. But I’m starting hate the fandom. They make anyone who hasn’t read the books or doesn’t know every detail feel so unwanted. The older fans or fans that know more need to stop acting superior, it’s downright disrespectful.

lotrconfessions:

I love Lord of The Rings. But I’m starting hate the fandom. They make anyone who hasn’t read the books or doesn’t know every detail feel so unwanted. The older fans or fans that know more need to stop acting superior, it’s downright disrespectful.

Nice and Kind :): frostyjackk: guilty-daydreamer: bluntasaurus-sex: dameofspace:...

frostyjackk:

guilty-daydreamer:

bluntasaurus-sex:

dameofspace:

pandyssian:

OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED

I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I…

(Source: seragakisexual)

I want a fucking boyfriend

Perfect guy: He talks to me. Interacts with me socially. Seems straight as hell and is in a relationship, but he’s unsure of his sexuality,

I’D RATHER YOU SAY YOU’RE 100% STRAIGHT SO I CAN GET OVER YOU!!!

Perfect guy 2: Talks to me. Interacts with me socially. Is straight, is straight as hell. Says that if he were gay he’d date me. Says he wishes he was gay.

FUCK, JUST DATE MEEEEEEEE!!!

I miss you

I miss you

(Source: tibets, via mememaster)

purplefridge:

PLANKTON

purplefridge:

PLANKTON

(Source: truxtons, via mememaster)

stfuconservatives:

reuters:

Warren Andrews had just finished putting up balloons for his stepdaughter’s 18th birthday party at their suburban home in Mayflower, Arkansas, when his wife came inside and said something was wrong. After stepping out of his house, and taking one glance, he immediately dialed 911.
“I don’t know what’s going on, but I’ve got a river of oil coming down the street at me,” Andrews told the operator. Five minutes later, the slick of noxious black crude spewing from a ruptured Exxon Mobil pipeline was eight feet wide, six inches deep and growing fast.
In this photo, spilled oil from Exxon pipeline runs through a neighborhood in Mayflower, Arkansas on March 29, 2013. Reuters was recently given access to the photo from the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency (EPA). 

Exxon is refusing to let reporters anywhere near the accident. They’re also controlling the airspace above the spill. They don’t want you to see what’s happening. TOO BAD, EXXON.

stfuconservatives:

reuters:

Warren Andrews had just finished putting up balloons for his stepdaughter’s 18th birthday party at their suburban home in Mayflower, Arkansas, when his wife came inside and said something was wrong. After stepping out of his house, and taking one glance, he immediately dialed 911.

“I don’t know what’s going on, but I’ve got a river of oil coming down the street at me,” Andrews told the operator. Five minutes later, the slick of noxious black crude spewing from a ruptured Exxon Mobil pipeline was eight feet wide, six inches deep and growing fast.

In this photo, spilled oil from Exxon pipeline runs through a neighborhood in Mayflower, Arkansas on March 29, 2013. Reuters was recently given access to the photo from the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency (EPA). 

Exxon is refusing to let reporters anywhere near the accident. They’re also controlling the airspace above the spill. They don’t want you to see what’s happening. TOO BAD, EXXON.

(via thespookiesattack)

herpderpwong:

thedalekshavetheimpala:

goldembers:

captainnaustralia:

i made a thing

helpful as fuck

Are you a teacher because you should be one

Reblogging for future reference

(via samapitongzabala)

It’s fucked up I realized.

I got compliments from people that I aspire to and that I love and respect, to the point where they said you could spend your entire life doing this, that’s how good you are.

And the biggest thing I’m thinking of from last night was “If we were in a parallel universe, I’d have sex with you”

sigh…My priorities are fucked.

Tonight someone told me they’d fuck me. One of the GENUINELY nicest things you could say to me, especially now…

He said “If I were gay, I’d totally fuck you…”

thx…be gaiiiii

andro-saurus:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

bethanythemartian:

cruisecontrolforcool:

bethanythemartian:

maxforfree:

CORGI HUSKY CORGI HUSKY CORGI HUSKY CORGI HUSKY

I gotta admit that I have to reblog this adorable beast every time I see it.

HIS TAIL HE’S SO EXCITED
LOOK HOW BIG HE IS COMPARED TO FULL CORG


OMG

That Corgi is just all ‘OH MY GOSH YOU ARE A GIANT’

dsMfgjKSGF;VASTHG;KAH

andro-saurus:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

bethanythemartian:

cruisecontrolforcool:

bethanythemartian:

maxforfree:

CORGI HUSKY CORGI HUSKY CORGI HUSKY CORGI HUSKY

I gotta admit that I have to reblog this adorable beast every time I see it.

HIS TAIL HE’S SO EXCITED

LOOK HOW BIG HE IS COMPARED TO FULL CORG

OMG

That Corgi is just all ‘OH MY GOSH YOU ARE A GIANT’

dsMfgjKSGF;VASTHG;KAH

(via mostshockingtwistyet)